Bill Gates is a global asshole—a de facto criminal, traitor, software terrorist and corporate pedophile*—who needs to be held accountable, along with his friend and benefactor, George W. Bush. Microsoft, of which Bill Gates is probably the de facto CEO For Life, similarly needs to be reformed or destroyed.

Accordingly, this website has five primary goals:

1) Document Billysoft’s crimes

2) Educate the public, particularly debunking the big lie about Bill Gates’ philanthropy

3) Serve as a directory to Billysoft materials scattered across several related websites

4) Encourage people around the world to fight back

5) Write Bill Gates’ epitaph

If you hate corporate corruption, free market capitalism, George W. Bush, neoliberalism or “Yankee Imperialism,” or if you just can’t stand greedy, effeminate assholes who should have died of silver-spoon syndrome, this site is for you.

*No, I’m not accusing Bill Gates of literally having sex with children. A corporate pedophile is essentially a corporate executive who screws children in a figurative manner; it’s similar to the term corporate whore. Then again, you may want to read about the Pacific Northwest’s most celebrated pedophile, the late Seattle Judge Gary Little, who may have been one of Bill Gates’ teachers.

Thanks for visiting.

David Blomstrom

P.S. Note to Bill Gates’ asshole father: Sending computer viruses to school board candidates is a really stupid stunt—unless you enjoy blowback.

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